It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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