I bet he comes in French.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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