what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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