is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
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Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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