It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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