Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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