WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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