I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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