New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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