i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You ate ashes out of my bong
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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