would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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