We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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