So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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