You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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