butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Damn victory sex feels great
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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