great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
