Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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