oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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