# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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