Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
