the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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