: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
