Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
