No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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