i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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