Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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