I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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