So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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