A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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