well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I love you.
Bad choice
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