Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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