Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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