That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
tell me about the fingering
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