apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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