what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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