I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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