dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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