And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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