Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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