Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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