Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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