i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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