There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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