summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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