She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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