there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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