Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
