white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I could make wine with my vomit
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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