dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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