O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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