Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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