wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize